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i couldn’t remember maria hill’s name so i just called her robin the whole time
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Stupid girl : The Hunger Games is stupidMe :Stupid girl : Why is my house on fire?!Me : FIRE IS CATCHING!
Normally, I feel like this
But when I watched Rob Ford awkwardly proclaim May 17, 2012, Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia in Toronto, it was more like
(gifs by gifsoup.com, with apologies to http://torontostrife.tumblr.com/)
Alexander McQueen Spring/Summer 2012 Lace Masks
Every time the House of McQueen releases a collection I have the same thought:
What the fuck were you on when you okay’d this?
(via thequietworld)
Rob Ford:
City Council:
The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat and one of the largest bats in the world. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. It is endemic to forests in the Philippines.
Holy Fuck.
Bats freak me out.
There’s a Bat Cave in the Royal Ontario Museum. The bats aren’t even alive.
I can’t go inside.
If I met this fucker in the real world, I would shit and die.
I would scream and then I would shit myself inside out with fear and die. Die a screeching, putrid bag of terrified entrails.
I am never going to the Philippines. Not even if the only place I would meet one of these things is in the national museum. Goddamn.
(via thequietworld)
We call them “Infanteers” now?
#sideye
01 May 2012 - An Infanteer from The Royal Westminster Regiment, B Company 5 Platoon, out of New Westminster, British Columbia, fires a blank round while practicing engaging enemy forces at the Orchard Combat Training Center, Idaho, USA as part of Exercise Cougar Salvo 12.
EW: There are a lot of female superheroines in comics, but why so few on film? Joss, you tried to make a Wonder Woman movie for several years, right?
WHEDON: Studios will tell you: A woman cannot headline an action movie. After ‘The Hunger Games’ they might stop telling you that a little bit. Watever you think of the movie, it’s done a great service.
JOHANSSON: A lot of female-superhero movies just suck really badly.
WHEDON: The suck factor is not small.
JOHANSSON: There are a couple that have worked-ish, don’t you think?
HEMSWORTH: Angelina Jolie tends to do it pretty well, as a dominant female.
JACKSON: They got to get ‘The Pro’ to the screen! I love that book!
JOHANSSON: What’s The Pro?
JACKSON: It’s a comic book about a hooker who gets superpowers!
JOHANSSON: That is exactly the problem right there!
JACKSON: It’s a really dope book, though.
JOHANSSON: I’d have to wear pasties to greenlight any of these movies.
(via themarysue)
That’s fine for the bedroom books and the basement books and the books under my bed but where would I put the library books?
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Remember the starships? The time travellers? Polaris’s Greatest Guest? For Polaris 26, the Charity Auction’s annual Fandom Race theme is Superheroes - and this year, we want YOU to help us choose the 8 contestants!
Enter your nominees in this survey until April 22; after that, we’ll tabulate…
Why Barbara Gordon is the best superhero in Gotham City in 3, 2, 1…
Like a boss…
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More amused by this than is really appropriate for a grown wo… oh, who I am kidding?
I’m 12.
And I love this.
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So Easter is coming …
Dammit, Kane.
Why could you just stay away from the goddamn eggs.
NOTHING GOOD EVER CAME OUT OF A GIANT EGG.
I spent an afternoon at the cricket pitch with my great-aunt and great-uncle when I was 10.
Yeah, I don’t even know.
(via thequietworld)
The Darth Pater Strikes!
